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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: September 1988
This is the ninth installment of the infamous diary within a used book that I procured from a clearance event for “junk books.” For those of you new to this strange saga, the journal is the story of...
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How to be Complacent in Your Conceitedness
There are a lot of people out there that are so far up their own asses that all you’ll be able to see are the tips of their shoes. However, smugness is for everyone, even “normal” people are guilty...
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Cats Aren’t Cute and Neither is Your Date: Seeing Through the Fog of Perspective
Society has a serious problem with objectivity. This is because every person perceives everything differently but it’s our job to reign that in before it we end up with racism, sexism, agism and a...
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Like a Clown on Fire
After being thoroughly stalked by this French speaking anomaly, after browsing his blog, I was convinced into having a few drinks and drawing him his very own doodle. It turns out that he was, in...
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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: October 1988
This is the tenth installment of the infamous diary within a used book that I found hidden among the stacks of an old defunct library. The building routinely holds events where donated books are sold...
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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: November 1988
This is the penultimate installment of a bizarre diary within a used book that I found hidden among the stacks of an old defunct library. It was procured, along with a slew of other junk books, for...
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Weird New NYC Parks Campaign Guarantees Explosive Increase in Rat and Bird...
There appears to be a weird new New York City Parks campaign to increase the rat and bird population. Luckily, I think rats and pigeons are hilarious animals. I am already hard at work on breeding my...
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Internet Users and the Feline Phenomenon
This blog owes a fair amount of its success to how much people seem to be unhealthily obsessed with cats. I had a few big hits with articles discussing our obsession with food, odd social norms, or...
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The Greatest Used Book in History Concluded: December 1988
This is the final installment of the infamous diary within a used book that found its way to me via a used book sale held at a defunct library. Hidden among the stacks, I came across it entirely by...
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Literate Animals
Jean Cocteau said that the worst tragedy for a poet is to be admired through being misunderstood. I bet that’s true. In hopefully unrelated news, Katie Fox was the big winner of the hat and doesn’t...
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